Martin’s Substack PodcastWhy not offer Prince Andrew a place round your table this Christmas? Also, donkeys living the life, and the benefits of the full-fat subscription0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -22:38-22:38Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of Martin’s SubstackSubscribe to listenWhy not offer Prince Andrew a place round your table this Christmas? Also, donkeys living the life, and the benefits of the full-fat subscriptionMartin KelnerOct 13, 2025∙ Paid1ShareListen to this episode with a 7-day free trialSubscribe to Martin’s Substack to listen to this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.Start trialAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inMartin’s Substack PodcastMy personal SubstackMy personal SubstackSubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeMartin KelnerRecent EpisodesPrince Andrew's paper boy not needed this week, plus how I failed to go up in a hot-air balloon with Sir Geoffrey Boycott..7 hrs ago • Martin KelnerThe day I failed to go up in a hot-air balloon with Sir Geoffrey Boycott, the joy of Weston-Super-Mare, and see Coldplay or die!8 hrs ago • Martin KelnerWhat to admire in Prince Andrew, Cosy Crime & Head Cheese...Oct 19 • Martin KelnerPope Leo in performative urination shocker (clickbait), Mrs Thatch with the eyes of Caligula, the joy of Father Ted, & vets have you over a…Oct 17 • Martin KelnerMeet El Shmucko! Scamsters strike, toilet encounter with Dana, and Jane Austen, it's all bonnets and titsOct 17 • Martin KelnerMartin & Will on Screen Break - early days of BBC's Fighting Talk, Kathryn Bigelow's nuclear war film & 'the Old Trafford of dogging.'Oct 14 • Martin KelnerRiding through the glen, Kelner doesn't quite answer the Robin Hood question: Man or Myth..Oct 13 • Martin Kelner