Martin’s Substack PodcastWhat to admire in Prince Andrew, Cosy Crime & Head Cheese...8641×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -30:54-30:54Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.What to admire in Prince Andrew, Cosy Crime & Head Cheese...Plus Death by Pickleball...Martin KelnerOct 19, 2025864ShareTranscriptDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksMartin’s Substack PodcastMy personal SubstackMy personal SubstackSubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeMartin KelnerRecent EpisodesAbba Voyage, the verdict, polycules, Trump's pompadour, and the day I bought a flick knife..2 hrs ago • Martin KelnerReality TV - they aim for Robert De Niro, and settle for Tony Blackburn, plus feminist yodelling, Steve Martin, & Hitler's dogNov 11 • Martin KelnerIt's the same thing - horses shagging, Pinky & Perky living like pigs, and all that - but for those of you, esp Man City fans who like it…Nov 9 • Martin KelnerPurple cauliflower, horses copulating, chopped liver, beauty contests, and they live like pigs - Pinky & PerkyNov 9 • Martin KelnerExclusive content! The joy of Susan Sarandon, Government about to tell pensioners, f*** off & die, & a rib-tickler from China's President…Nov 6 • Martin KelnerThe tragedy of Hollywood kids, Kelner 'sings,' Marlene's many lovers, and do left wing males treat their partners worse than right wingers?Nov 4 • Martin KelnerPaula Vennells - we remember - plus a reminder of Naga Munchetty Marmite disaster, blue denim shirt in death shock horror, and the complete…Nov 4 • Martin KelnerExclusive content! It's Kelner Prime, in praise of gambling - not dogs, though, they still haven't worked out it's not a real hare.Nov 3 • Martin Kelner