Martin’s Substack PodcastScreen Break with Martin Kelner & Will Buckley - The Paper, girls with umlauts, & Archie Macpherson, the legend4831×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -39:19-39:19Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.Screen Break with Martin Kelner & Will Buckley - The Paper, girls with umlauts, & Archie Macpherson, the legendAlso the smell of Perrier, Friends using minimal space in the noggin, and the day Will got a payrise thanks to the Sun.Martin KelnerSep 10, 2025483ShareTranscriptDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksMartin’s Substack PodcastMy personal SubstackMy personal SubstackSubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeMartin KelnerRecent EpisodesArgos, Alpaca in court case, Woody's worst films, & surveys - Stop asking us stuff, we don't know shit! 6 hrs ago • Martin KelnerNepo babies, the joy of Groucho, sexual perversion, & Arundhati Roy's mum..Sep 11 • Martin KelnerPrince Andrew's naughty puppet, & Elvis really really has left the buildingSep 7 • Martin KelnerKelner must now be a shoe-in for the BBC Radio Four 'In Our Time' gig with pin-sharp contemporary cultural references like George Formby …Sep 7 • Martin KelnerKelner's hideously politically incorrect observations may rule him out as Melvyn Bragg's successorSep 5 • Martin KelnerKelner Prime includes two classic jokes not too grievously f***ed upSep 5 • Martin KelnerTit-man takes charge of Greens; Crayfish makes a run for it, & Chinese ready for anything.Sep 3 • Martin Kelner