Martin’s Substack PodcastPrince Andrew's naughty puppet, & Elvis really really has left the building7211×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -27:43-27:43Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.Prince Andrew's naughty puppet, & Elvis really really has left the buildingplus 5-hour documentary about Billy Joel anyone?Martin KelnerSep 07, 2025721ShareTranscriptDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksMartin’s Substack PodcastMy personal SubstackMy personal SubstackSubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeMartin KelnerRecent EpisodesMichaelangelo of Masturbation, Gary Neville, Teenage Turtles, & Japanese bondage ropeOct 8 • Martin KelnerWe have our actual winner! John Burnham of Burgess Hill, West Sussex. Wins a copy of the not quite best-selling book, Wrestling In Honey Oct 8 • Martin KelnerHere it is! The prize draw, at last. The winner, J. Burn. Don't know first name but have checked - not a schnorrer. Have emailed exciting…Oct 6 • Martin KelnerRed hot Bovril, Cyclists' emissions of methane gas, Wild man Cliff, & George Formby - troubled genius or what?Oct 6 • Martin KelnerPrince Buster, George Galloway, & Wakefield's very own gorilla woman, a tribute to Jane GoodallOct 2 • Martin KelnerSearching for where the magic started.Oct 1 • Martin KelnerScreen Break - Kelner & Buckley unpick the Ryder Cup, & talk 'nudie films' of the '60sSep 29 • Martin KelnerLive from the King in Wakefield, the first annual Martin Kelner Prize Draw for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.Sep 28 • Martin Kelner