Queen of tarts, non-standard use of paté, & newspaper tricks from the old days.

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Queen of tarts, non-standard use of paté, & newspaper tricks from the old days.

plus politically incorrect jokes as part of Kelner Prime, paid for content for the cognoscenti.

Martin Kelner

Aug 12, 2025

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