Share this postCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMoreMartin’s Substack PodcastDon't interfere with swans, they can break your arm - plus a plug for new Jake Yapp, Dora Dale project 0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -21:17-21:17Paid episodeThe full episode is only available to paid subscribers of Martin’s SubstackSubscribe to listenDon't interfere with swans, they can break your arm - plus a plug for new Jake Yapp, Dora Dale project This is part two of today's subcast - for paying customers onlyMartin KelnerJun 29, 2025∙ PaidShare this postCopy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore21ShareListen to this episode with a 7-day free trialSubscribe to Martin’s Substack to listen to this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.Start trialAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inMartin’s Substack PodcastMy personal SubstackMy personal SubstackSubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyRSS FeedAppears in episodeMartin KelnerRecent EpisodesSex shops on the A1 & Ex-King Juan Carlos tells his truth...19 hrs ago • Martin KelnerCharismatic priests, and the appalling BBC Breakfast show19 hrs ago • Martin KelnerBeef Wellington - classic old school posh nosh - hold the mushrooms!Jul 1 • Martin KelnerJewish homeland in America's midwest - at least you'll get some decent musical theatreJun 30 • Martin KelnerWhy are the Jews always going on about the holocaust? A Jew writes. Part one of today's subcast.Jun 29 • Martin KelnerDjango Reinhardt, Gypsy hero, Cher less so, and early days of Breakfast TVJun 19 • Martin KelnerNot Dead Yet - a podcast.Jun 19 • Martin Kelner